Just ripped my finger open while trying to get a splinter out of it at 4:30 am 😒

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agiantsackofpotatoes:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

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  • AnonymousNice guy blogs that you follow?
  • i-want-spankings

    Nice guy blogs? hahaha what makes you think i follow nice guys?  have you seen the shit i like? 
    for real… have you?

    hahaha jk. kinda.. the REALLY nice guys are the ones that treat you like such and then cuddle you after.. thats the kind i like lol. 
    i only follow porn blogs.. so.. yeah..  but bumfinger is really nice… as is The Ungentle Gentleman skip-stone  ummm robxace is super nice too… actually.. theres a LOT of nice guys on here.. hornygoddamnedroosevelt is cool.. drunk-and-dis0rderly is a sweetheart…  as is faqueesh ….  crap.. theres a LOT… and i can’t even… ilikebeingcalledsirno-porn-on-this-blog is one of my favorites ;)  idk. I’m gonna stop now.

  • FAQUEESH dot TUMBLR

    😊😊😊😊😊

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jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

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h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

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shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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