sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 124329
  • me:no one likes me
  • someone:I like you
  • me:thanks
  • me:no one likes me
View chat
  • 1 hour ago
  • 443439
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 186
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 6894
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 45170
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 4466

politicalsexkitten:

gayabortions:

boyexemplified:

"what would the founding fathers think if they could see America today"

probably something extremely racist

"Why are all these colored people and women acting like they have rights? Wait, they have rights???"

View text
  • 2 hours ago
  • 7811

stability:

My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

View text
  • 2 hours ago
  • 6506

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

image

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

image

still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

View text
  • 2 hours ago
  • 856529
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 777
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 22445
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 110

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

View text
  • 2 hours ago
  • 442832
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 269204

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

View text
  • 2 hours ago
  • 133818
x